S h i t t i n g (:

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nickdouglas:

The coolest thing about being a funny hot girl is pulling the “suddenly I’m not the object of your nerdy male affections from afar!” trick.

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Awesome Story Must Read… .

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor…
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him….
He prays that they shud not have a
fight..
He finds a note near the table…

“Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery…
i’ll cum running back to you, my love.
I love you. …

He gets surprised and asks his son..,
‘wat happend last nite..?

Son told…,”

when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said……

” Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone…
I M Married !!!

Thats True Love…?
its all crazy:))

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pricklylegs:

banxx:

I’m a Scorpio and that’s not my FEAR, that’s my LIFE! ;)

Virgo.  I don`t fear it, it annoys me and I fix it because as a Virgo I`m always right.

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